1. thespacegoat:

    • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
    • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
    • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
    • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
    • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
    • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
    • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
    • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
    • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
    • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
    • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
    • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
    • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
    • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
    • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
    • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
    • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
    • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
    • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
    • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
    • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
    • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
    • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
    • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
    • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
    • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
    • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

  2. 17flack:

    I’m laughing so hard… They literally need to put him in the car!!

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    Is that Nick’s hand on his waist?!?

  3. Nick Grimshaw, Pixie Geldof and Evan Peters. Coachella 2010

    Nick Grimshaw, Pixie Geldof and Evan Peters. Coachella 2010

  4. pulpstomate:

    Wait, Nick Grimshaw’s dating that short guy in the picture with him?  

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    Whaat?

  5. IC, the Larry tinhatters are vomiting their stupidity all over Nick’s tag. Awesome :|

  6. wearecharmingandloveable:

saygoodnightkevin:

the InstaGrim wall of lulz

I want one.

Oh! Who is he kissing/about to kiss in that pic on the left?

    wearecharmingandloveable:

    saygoodnightkevin:

    the InstaGrim wall of lulz

    I want one.

    Oh! Who is he kissing/about to kiss in that pic on the left?

  7. ianchaloner:

    Please stop changing the personal life section on Nick Grimshaw’s wikipedia page.

    It’s not funny at all.

  8. Eeee eeeee eeeee

  9. “I hate the edit of ‘Sweet Child o’ Mine.’ Radio stations said, “Well, your vocals aren’t cut.” “My favorite part of the song is Slash’s slow solo; it’s the heaviest part for me. There’s no reason for it to be missing except to create more space for commercials, so the radio-station owners can get more advertising dollars. When you get the chopped version of ‘Paradise City’ or half of ‘Sweet Child’ and ‘Patience’ cut, you’re getting screwed.”

    Axl Rose.

  10. Can’t wait to see him live again in November.

    Best crowd ever, btw.

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